This last weekend, I was unlucky enough to work all 3 nights. Since it is the beginning of the silly season, there were a lot of drunk fuckers. A few can be tolerated, but when every single patient that walks through the door is completely inebriated, your patience runs out very quickly!
Drunk Fucker 1: could not open his eyes, could not speak, could not walk.
Drunk Fucker 2: proceeded to walk around the department and urinated in corners
Drunk Fucker 3: called me a c*# t, I was not impressed!
Drunk Fucker 4: could not feel her hands
Drunk Fucker 5: could not open his eyes, since I had already seen Dunk Fucker 1, I shoved my pen torch in his eye
Drunk Fucker 6: would not get on the bed. Refused to respond to anything. We began pinching him (had been a long night)
Drunk Granny Fucker 7: could not stop shaking and refused to give us her name. She bcame Drunk Unknown Granny Fucker.
Drunk Fucker 8: had had so much to drink she was unconscious. The ambulance bought her in as a blue call (serious case)
Drunk Grandpa Fucker 9: vomited on the nurse
Drunk Fucker 10: fell of his bed 4 times
I think that's enough to emphasise the point of how awful it was. That being said, I have been in a comatose state of sleep for the last 3 days.
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