Some Moms are RETARDS!

When you push a baby out your vajayjay, it does not mean that you suddenly have this wealth of knowledge required to be a good parent. You could still be a retard.........

Mom 1: When your child has diarrhoea, give them jelly powder and it causes all the runny poo to coagulate and stick together, therefore no more diarrhoea.

Mom 2: Don't give your child raisins when they are small, because they stay in the windpipe and one day they will have that final raisin that blocks the "windpipe" and then they can't breathe and die......

Before you spread these amazing myths, read a book after procreating to prevent retardness or just use a condom (probably a better option).



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