The most horrific thing happened to me yesterday..........
I found a grey hair!
On MY head.....
shock SHOCK, horror Horror!
I was in so much shock, I just stared at it in the mirror. Eventually I plucked it from my crown. I examined it closely. It could be a VERY blonde hair! A very blonde hair...........couldn't it?
I spent the rest of the day pondering my life. The grey hair signified how short it could be. I was OLD! And unmarried! With no children! And no car! And no permanent job!
So from now on I shall be Granny Medic!