I haven't seen a retarded patient for a while now. And by retarded, I don't mean mentally challenged, I mean buttfuck stupid!
Little Miss Medic: Hello, Retarded Pregnant Lady, how are you today?
Retarded Pregnant Lady: I am fine thank you.
LMM: So now that you are 36 weeks pregnant, it is routine to do a vaginal swab.
RPL: A what?
LMM: A high vaginal swab, to check for any infections that may be problematic during delivery. So I just need to take a quick swab and then we're done.
RPL: In MY vagina?
LMM: Well certainly not in MY vagina!