Some people are just plain retarded. I'm not sure if they were born this way, or if they have taken too many drugs.......
Today we got this email:
"Hello. I am 5ft 3 inches tall and would like to increase my height by 5 inches, in the shortest time possible. Will a consultation with a GP help me solve my problem?"
NO! You dumbass! Unless we can perform miraculous limb lengthening surgery in your 15 minute time slot. Go back to reading your comics.
Hope a retard does not inflict their retardedness on you today!