I realised that I am NEVER going to stop being surprised at how stupid some people are.
Little Miss Medic: So what was the reson for your previous caesarean section?
Miss Pregnant: I was pregnant.
LMM: Yes, I gathered that. But why did you have a caesar?
MP: I was giving birth.
LMM: But WHY did you have the operation? They don't just do caesars on everyone. Was there something wrong with the baby? Were you in labour too long? Anything?
MP: Oh. I think the baby made a poop inside of me.
*this is a very common answer, not shitting you*