Why Oh Why

What is it with people and being in denial? Why does someone only go to doctor once they have a tumour the size of a small child growing on them? Why do morbidly obese people only seek help once they need a crane to get them out of the house? Why does someone with AIDS only agree to be tested once they are on death's door?

The obvious answer is denial.

de-ni-al    An unconscious defense mechanism characterised by refusal to acknowledge painful realities, thoughts or feelings. -Oxford Dictionary

But still people. Buck. The. Fuck. Up. If it means saving your life, get over it! I know. Easier said than done.

What are you in denial about?

My answer: all the fucking work I have to do!


LMM

xoxo

Weddings, babies and extreme sports

That is all that one is plagued with on Facebook these days. Weddings, 5 million status updates on little Johnny's bowel habits, or the cray-crays that are trail running, swimming across islands or doing ironman.

Unfortunately I don't fall into either of these categories. Not married, no children and generally a lazy slob.

But the absolute worst people, are the ones who post cryptic stuff just waiting for someone to ask them more about it.

"Feeling so sad today :("

Friend: Why

"Don't wanna talk about it!"

Tip: take a razor, slash those wrists. Would make us all a helluva lot happier!

This Huffington post pretty much sums it up perfectly!

LMM

xoxo

I've got jokes, Mr Jokey

Little Miss Medic: Are you sexually active?

Mrs Plank: No. But my husband is?

LMM: I don't follow. Your husband is having an affair?

MP: No. He's sexually active. I just lie there.

LMM

xoxo